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Currently Watching: Heroes, Hannibal

Currently Reading: Game of Thrones, Pirate Latitudes

Currently Playing: Pokemon X, Fire Emblem: Awakening

Currently Listening To: Arianna Grande
The Greatest Bore is Perfection

junglelad:

jennylewren:

swordedrose:

wickedclothes:

Wraparound Mouse Ring

This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.

I NEED TEN.

Another thing i need. 

Holy wow I want one so bad

nobodycars:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

OKAY THATS ENOUGH

  #get out    #snk  
keystonecougar:

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

excellente

keystonecougar:

buildabitchworkshop:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

c’est une métaphore

excellente

Me: hey I like that charac...
Me: ......
Me: aannnnndddd they're dead
  #story of my life  

bronymuse:

If you’re not doing anything right now or if you’re just scrolling through Tumblr, please stopand watch this right now. 

This is an entry from The Marble Hornets youtube “documentary”, and it is probably the most spine chilling/spine tingling thing you’ll ever watch. This wont give away any spoilers, but I think that the introduction video and first few videos to the series aren’t engaging enough to keep people attached to it until after the first 10 episodes. Like many good shows, it wont pick up until you go through a bit of episodes; but this shows you a bit of the gift you’ll receive from watching the series.

This is the realist thing you’ll ever witness and it will keep you up at night. If you’re scared too easily then do not watch these videos at night. These are much more fun and thrilling with friends, but 20 times scarier alone. (If you want to live through a good night, then I encourage you to not watch this alone in a dark room.)

If you want to know more about this series please read further down from here: (TL:DR)

Marble Hornets is a series 4-5 years in the making. It is about Jay, the protagonist, who finds his old friend’svideo tapes from when they were recording a college film called “The Marble Hornets”. Given these tapes by his friend - Alex - to burn, Jay forgets them in the attic until one day he rediscovers them. Buried within these tapes are the secrets as to why Alex went missing, what happened to the film, and a mystery that will forever change his life - and haunt him for the days to come. Each big realization as to what happened brings him more tapes and clues, leading him to learn that some people are not who they seem. With 2 masked men watching him, a tall faceless man stalking every character from the series, and a constant amount of memory loss, these videos are going to keep you up all night long (no joke, I am dead serious).

If you want to know how real this stuff is, he only posts videos once a month - most of the time. This corresponds to the time it actually takes in the series to find new clues and tape them, making everything seem real (If it isn’t. There is literally no indication as to if this is really going on or if it’s a hoax). Here’s a little hint to breathe life into the amount of realism these entries show. A while back ago everyone thought that the gig was up because no video had been posted for 8 months. When a video came out, everything was confusing. The protagonist had woken up in a random hotel and knew nothing - only a locked safe in his room. It turned out that in the series Jay, the protagonist, lost his memory - for a span of 8 months. I’m not making this up, you can check the series for yourself. That is how real this series makes itself feel.

If you’ve read this far into my description, good for you. But now, go watch the series…

thecreatorsproject:

This Stop Motion Animation Fits An Entire Kitchen Inside A Water Bottle

  #cute  

clementive:

wreckitronnie:

LISTEN UP MAGGOTS
'heard you were writing something and want to make sure your facts and figures are as POLITICALLY CORRECT AND UP TO DATE as possible. i mean who the fuck wouldnt right? and sometimes fact and statistic checking for regions and races is a…

…not even by their mother.

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

smashsurvey:

Now think of how many of those female characters and protagonists are oversexed, created for the male gaze, or put in an inactive damsel role for the plot of the game. Representation matters. A Study last year proved that exposure to tv shows increased the self esteem of young white boys and markedly decreased the confidence and self esteem of girls across the board (and we haven’t even started on the representation of characters of color and the effect it has on children’s self perception). 

Video games are a different media, and even more concerning if representation metrics are changing how our kids think of themselves. Especially knowing that 67% of American Households have video game consoles and 91% of Children play video games regularlyhow do you think the portrayal (and lack of portrayals) of women and girls in these games is affecting little girls – or influencing how little boys view their importance and/or influence over them? 

Comics. Movies. Lit. Pop Culture. The Smash Survey is an upcoming podcast project that will critically explore the representation of race, gender, and queer identity in media and pop culture in a fun and engaging format. 

jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

jykinturah:

WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTIN WHAT

cheschirebacon:

saratogasbeast:

ask-the-conjurer-of-souls:

RIOT PLZ.

{BE STILL MY HEART!}

NEW HUSBAND INCOMING!!!!