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Currently Watching: Heroes, Hannibal
Currently Reading: Game of Thrones, Pirate Latitudes
Currently Playing: Pokemon X, Fire Emblem: Awakening
Currently Listening To: Arianna Grande
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
- Chocolate Chip & Cookie S’mores | & (recipe)
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean
orange is the new black meme
[3/3] characters: Sophia Burset
I have given five years, eighty thousand dollars, and my freedom for this. I am finally who I’m supposed to be. Do you understand? I can’t go back.
Eager to make some money, Baby and Not go off to find a robot to interview. They find one in an alley, sitting in some garbage.
This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time.