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Currently Watching: Heroes, Hannibal
Currently Reading: Game of Thrones, Pirate Latitudes
Currently Playing: Pokemon X, Fire Emblem: Awakening
Currently Listening To: Arianna Grande
The Greatest Bore is Perfection
growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and memories of when you were the supreme sibling
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
[…] This is Saruman the Good and the Wise and everything he says, and everything he does, is for the right reasons.
Christopher Lee talks about the third Hobbit movie [x]
I don't want kids when I grow up.
You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
I'm a single mother with an infant son.
You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
I just had my first child.
Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
I haven't had any children.
Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
Gravity Falls Theme - Full version
Zuko & his grandson, Iroh
Where you feel it
bringing this back because important
#the cold crotch of contempt
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing.
Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film
Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin.
That’s… actually really beautiful. Well done, Disney.
I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.
Well done Disney, well done.
Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.
Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
VIN DIESEL HAS CHALLENGED VLADAMIR PUTIN
I DON’T EVEN CARE WHAT AT, I’M HERE FOR THIS
what could you possibly need wrenches this size for
rpg melee weapon
when you have intel to defend.
would you kindly
I KEEP FINDING MORE OF THIS ON GOOGLE IMAGES IT DOESN’T STOP
Avatar + Tropes
r u serious rn
Hand Built Luxury Tiny House has Fireplace built into stairs and Jacuzzi Bath and Shower for sale.
A summary of my first Silent Hills P.T. Playthrough.